6x flea collars have arrived !!

6x flea collars arrived in this morning’s post! Courtesy my sister Lucy and her family in Brisbane. Thanks Lucy, Rick, Natalie, Peter and Amy.

Sim will absolutely adore you.

Woooof….. wooof…. Woof…. !!!

The original wish:

Hi, my name is “Sim”. That’s what Rob calls me anyway. Me and Rob are good mates, he lets me come and sleep in his yard and sometimes even gives me something to eat. The pose you see me in the above photo is very unusual as most of the time I am scratching myself. I have lived on campus all of my life so I don’t really know any different. To be born a dog on campus means a life of scratching. Fleas are horrible, I hate fleas. Rob told me that where he comes from dogs get to wear a special type of collar, one that keeps the fleas away. Rob was going to buy a flea collar for me at the local supermarket, but guess what ? He has’nt been able to find one so far. I know I am only a dog but I have a wish, dogs have wishes too you know !! My wish is to experience, even if it is for only a day, a flea free body. Can you help me ? While I’m at it…. I have some dog mates who would also really appreciate a flea collar !!

Woof… woof…. (please help !!)

NB: Hi, it’s Sim again. Rob did’nt want me to talk about this but I felt the need to share the following. Most people believe that dogs scratch their nuts… because they can! I say this is not the case. Us male dogs do this business not becase we can but out of sheer necesity. You imagine if you had fleas crawling all around your private parts !! God gave dogs fleas (plenty of them) but thank him (God) that he also gave us dogs the ability to get to those hard to reach places. Those times that Rob is watching me when I’m doing the business, he warns me…. Sim !! Watch out for those nuts mate, you bite too hard mate, you going to end up with more than an itch !! I don’t care what Rob thinks. Just got to get rid of that dam itch !!!

Hhhhhhhhhhhhelp me !!!!