How tight…

…can a tight arse get?

That is the question !!

When the lord made man all the parts of the body argued who would be boss.
The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body he
should be boss. The legs argued that since they took the man wherever he
wanted to go they should be boss! The stomach countered with the
explination that since he digested all the food he should be boss. The
eyes said that without them the man would be helpless so they should be
boss. Then the ARSEHOLE applied for the job. The other parts of the body
laughed so hard that the ARSEHOLE became mad and closed up. After a few
days the brain went foggy the legs got wobbly the stomach got ill the eyes
got crossed and unable to see.
They all conceeded and made the ARSEHOLE boss.
This means you don't have to have brains to be the boss – just be an
arsehole…!

Disclaimer:

***** This story is entirely fictitious and nothing should be read into it. Any part that you feel might make reference to real people, real places or real things is totally coincidental.