A Preacher once said…

“If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and
throw it into the river”.

And the congregation cried, “Amen!”

“And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it in
the river”.

And the congregation went berserk and thundered, “Amen!”

“And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I’d take it all and
throw it in the river”.

Again the congregation yelled in response, “Amen!”

The preacher sat down.

The deacon then stood up slowly and said into the altar microphone:

“For our closing hymn, let’s turn to page 126 of our hymn books and
sing, ‘We shall drink from that river’ “.

THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH

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