A lady walks into a very upscale jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. Bending over to get a closer look, she accidently passes gas.
Extremely embarrassed, she freezes for a few moments and then slowly straightens up and turns around to see whether anyone has noticed her little accident. Her worst fears are confirmed in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber, the salesman greets the lady with a very professional, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?’
Hoping against hope that he may just not have been there at the time of her little ‘accident’, she asks, ‘Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?’
He answers, ‘Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.
Haha, lol.
Nice one robert :)
I’m going to pass this one around the office…haha.
Kabot,
Tavurvur
I’m rather partial to a good “kaps” joke.
If you hear of any please make sure to pass them on!
R
lol…very funny…