One way to deal with a loud snorer

Four mates go to a fishing lodge for a long weekend. The cabin they have has two bedrooms and as Harry is a very loud snorer they make up a roster to be in the same room as Harry.

After the first night Harry’s sleeping companion looked shagged. He didn’t have a minute’s sleep. ‘Harry’s snoring rattled the windows’ he moaned.

The second night was the same for the next mate on roster. ‘I don’t know how he doesn’t wake himself up’ said his companion.

The morning after the third bloke was on roster saw him up and bright as a button. “I had a great night’s sleep’ he chortled.

‘How the hell did you do it’ they demanded. ‘Well, I patted Harry on the arse and gave him a kiss on the lips and he sat up all night watching me sleep!’