the axe handle that normally sits behind our front door got a work out the night before last. After getting woken up at 2:00am by loud music from our inconsiderate neighbours – I jumped out of bed like a raging bull – grabbed the axe handle and went absolutely berserk. I swung that bit of wood and yelled like a mad man for 3 full minutes. Luckily no one was hurt apart from the fence and a few trees. Interestingly the loud music stopped quicker than what you can say “kakaruk“.

Rob,
This cracked me up!!!
Hope you had a good sleep eventually :)
Tavurvur
T,
The “violent” action lasted for 3 minutes. Then I spent the next 30 minutes trying to calm the neighbours down… they wanted to retaliate.
Didn’t get to sleep till 5am. Eyes hanging out of head next morning!
R