What do Pepsi and Viagra have in common?

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.  Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were:

Mycoxafailin,

Mydixadrupin, 

Mydixarizin, 

Dixafix, 

And of course, Ibepokin.  

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

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11 responses to “What do Pepsi and Viagra have in common?”

  1. John Schilt

    What sort of comment can you expect from this blog post ? except, that as a typical male, I did have a few giggles…. hehehe

  2. Rapidshare

    wow didn’t know this about pepsi and viagra :P

  3. Esenyurt City

    i must drink pepsi :D

  4. mensajes claro

    I never knew this , i gonna drink more pepsi.

  5. bykorsan.org

    drink more pepsi.

  6. şiirler

    i must drink pepsi

  7. Israel Tours

    I came to know from your post what common things do pepsi and vigra have.
    I love pepsi

  8. prbindia

    OMG its funny thanks for sharing :-)

  9. web hosting

    Ohh Its really interesting to know that all about the viagra.OMG viagra in the form of liquid !!!! huhh …its quite disgusting but its a fact probably.I think there will be no difference between soft drink and that viagra too.. :p

  10. dLook

    I expect that both are meant to keep you awake in liquid form.
    What if you consumed them together?

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