First a photo of some Milne Bay bilas, from the 2006 UNITECH Cultural Festival, which I posted today in my online album…

And now for that joke…
A Japanese doctor said, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for Work in six weeks.’
A German doctor said, ‘That’s nothing; we can take a lung out of one Person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.’
A British doctor said, ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for Work in two weeks.’
A Texas doctor, not to be outdone, said, ‘You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half The country is looking for work.

Hmmm, nice betel nut…
You been away from PNG for too long?