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The family gathers at Umina

On Sunday the family had the rare opportunity to all be in the one place at the one time.  Although Eli and young Peter were missing on the day – the rest of us connected and we shared precious moments that will be remembered for many years to come.

There were speeches – John and myself, photos – everyone’s got a digital camera nowadays and lots of glorious food – BBQ, cakes and more cakes (and even more cakes)… I reckon that I will be going back to PNG at least one stone heavier… or perhaps even a porker!!

Let the photos that were taken on the day speak for themselves…

Family gathering at Umina (March 2009)

Schilt gathering at Umina (March 2009)

 

The Schilt's in caps made by Eli

The Schilt's in caps made by Eli

 

The younger generation on the day

The younger generation on the day

 

Maxi, Jackson and Madeleine

Maxi, Jackson and Madeleine


Six days of the smokes

the seconds turn into minutes – minutes into hours and hours into days. It has now been six days since I smoked my last cigarette. Hard work? Not really… just a decision. Are there awkward moments? You bet!! Does it feel good? Incredibly so!!

An elephant story

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife,
after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.
Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.
As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and
walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.
The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant.
Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure.
He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn’t the same fucking elephant.

This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.

Four days nicotine free

been smoke free now for four days! The hardest part about stopping? Making that decision to stop… that’s all. When I went to sleep the night of my last cigarette – I had to be very clear about getting up the next morning and not picking up a smoke. In some ways the hardest and also the easiest is now behind me.

Why one shouldn’t smoke

I’ve been smoke free now for three days and although I have stopped many times over the years this time I have decided that enough is enough. It’s amazing what one can get away with as a young(ish) person and believe me – during my time I have done more than my fair share of self abuse. Turning 50 has certainly influenced my decision to stop the absolutely useless habit that cigarette smoking is.

Here’s some of the cold hard facts (courtesy “Did you know?” ) as to why smoking is not such a smart choice:

Tobacco is a $200 billion industry, producing six trillion cigarettes a year – about 1,000 cigarettes for each person on earth. And this is what you’ll find in cigarettes:

Smoking~ Formaldehyde, which embalmer use to preserve dead bodies;
~ Toluene, which is commonly used as an ingredient in paint thinner;
~ Acetone, an active ingredient in nail polish remover;
~ Ammonia, which scientists have discovered lets you absorb more nicotine, keeping you hooked on smoking.

If you smoke, you’re also inhaling arsenic, benzene, cadmium, hydrogen cyanide, lead, mercury and phenol.  In all, 4 000 harmful chemicals, including 44 types of poison, of which 43 are proven cancer-causing substances.

Bad business
Life insurance companies charge smokers nearly double the amount they charge non-smokers for term assurance. Some tobacco companies also own shares in life assurance companies. What appears to be a good deal for tobacco companies is a bad deal for taxpayers: the health care costs caused directly by smoking, and the lost economic productivity, cost governments up to three times as much as the total earnings of the tobacco industry.

Death
Smokers are ten times more likely to suffer from lung cancer than non-smokers, three times more likely to have a stroke, and twice more likely to suffer a heart attack. Carbon monoxide in cigarettes deprives the heart of oxygen. Smoking can cause headaches, infertility, blood vessel disease, digestive problems, mouth and throat cancer, and blindness.

Tobacco causes more deaths than those caused by all the wars of the past 100 years, including World Wars One and Two. More than three million people die each year as a result of smoking.

Nicotine is a drug. It is more addictive than cocaine, heroine or mandrax. Nicotine is a natural insecticide. Plants such as tomatoes produce it in their leaves to discourage bugs from eating them.

The benefits of stopping…

- Within 20 minutes the body begins a series of changes that continue for years. Your heart rate reduces.
- 12 hours the carbon monoxide level in your blood reduces dramatically
- 2-12 weeks your heart attack risk begins to reduce. Circulation improves. Exercise is easier. Lung function improves.
- 1-9 months coughing and shortness of breath decrease.
- 1 year your risk of coronary heart disease is halved compared to a continuing smoker.
- 5 years your risk of cancer of the mouth, throat and oesophagus decreases and your risk of stroke is dramatically reduced.
- 10 years your risk of lung cancer falls to about half that of a smoker and your risk of cancers of the bladder, kidney and pancreas also decreases.
- 15 years your risk of coronary heart disease and risk of death fall to about the same as someone who has never smoked.

The Pastor’s Ass

The local pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.  The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline  the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for th e bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is…  being concerned about public opinion  can bring you much grief and misery.  So be yourself and enjoy life.  Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!

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